I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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