How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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