How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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