Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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