She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
They took my balls.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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