it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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