We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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