so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Green mimosas i think yes
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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