Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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