Dual....:-)
well I can't set my house on fire every night
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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