they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This girl is more easily done than said...
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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