She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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