Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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