Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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