hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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