So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
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His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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