she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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