You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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