i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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