I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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