Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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