Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
my poor anus
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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