and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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