make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
