Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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