It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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