i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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