I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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