he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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