You work out of a Hotel?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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