Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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