I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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