I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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