love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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