oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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