We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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