One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
you never un-have a 4some