he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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