Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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