Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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