We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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