then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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