sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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