I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
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No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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