we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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