I smell stomach acid.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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