just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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