we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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