Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Operation Purity has been aborted
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
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The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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