all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
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do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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