Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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