Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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