This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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