We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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