i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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