Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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